Sunday, 31 May 2009

Spare change sir?

The similarities between politicians and the homeless.

  • They are both always talking about change
  • They cannot decide where they live
  • You find yourself giving them money when they don't deserve it
  • They look like they were dressed in the dark
  • They have a terrible fear of the police
  • They think they own the place
  • 99% of them are insane
  • Nobody likes them
  • Noone wants to be one
  • There's more of them in London
I say we switch their roles for a week, and see if anything different happens.